Oh, Vivienne, You Cheeky Monkey.

Your eyes, dear reader, do not deceive you.  

My friends over at Fashionism pointed me in the direction of the Vivienne Westwood Penis Drop Pendant.  

Now, Vivienne is know for her cheeky sense of humor, granted. That said, for me, the Swarovski crystal takes it just one step too far.

Would you, ever (in a million years), wear this?

If you would, you can click on over to viviennewestwood.com and get yours for $121.10 (that exchange rate will get you every time.)