The Least Sexy Way (Ever) To Look Sexy

SPANX Slim Cognito Mid-Thigh Body Briefer Shapewear

Sometime this week (okay, perhaps a few times), I left my dignity on the bedroom floor.

You're probably wondering what I'm talking about, so let me just say that silk jersey is a particularly unforgiving fabric, so as I wrapped on a DVF this week, I knew drastic measures were needed.

Moments later, I was wriggling myself into the Spanx Slim Cognito body suit shown above. Putting it on was nothing if not an adventure but once I had successfully put all various body parts in the appropriate places, I was NOT taking it off (for a few reasons).

#1: It makes pounds disappear.

#2: It slims and smoothes beyond belief.

#3: It's comfortable. (Really.) In fact, if you find the Slim Cognito uncomfy, I'd argue that you probably need to size up.

Just one caveat.  Consider dehydrating yourself on the day you choose to wear this as it's a bear to get in and out of.  And while there is a crotch opening, it's very difficult to execute a successful bathroom visit.

I can't help but feel like I've already said too much, so please (for the sake of my dignity), let's leave it at that.