If You Build it, He Will Come: The French Lesson Panty Set

After nine years of study, I can confirm that if there is indeed a "language of love", it's most certainly French. And since I'm a firm believer in the concept of "If you build it, they will come" (..."si vous le construisez, ils viendront" may actually be more apt), the time has come to invest in some spicy new underpinnings.

Enter the French Lesson Panty Set via my favorite purveyor of upscale kink, Kiki de Montparnasse. A splurge at $295, this set of seven simple-yet-sexy cotton panties come emblazoned with french commands that run the gamut from innocent (aime moi = love me) to downright vulgar (mange moi = eat me). And since the same can be said of me, I feel the need to acquire, wear and conquer in these beauties.

If you share my desire, the French Lesson Panty Set is available at Kiki de Montparnasse, 79 Greene Street.