Yesterday, I left the house with little to no time for sartorial preparation for my day. As I am wont to do, to be clear. That was UNFORTUNATE, to say the least, as my evening entailed an encounter (at Lucky Magazine's chic Summer Jam soiree)... an encounter with The Bumbys.
In case you're not familiar - I wasn't mentally prepared myself - The Bumbys are Jill and Gill, a cleverly disguised, mixed-gender duo that provide an "honest appraisal of your appearance" on a charmingly typed (yes, TYPED on a TYPEWRITER TYPED) notecard. Find out more about their unique brand of performance art on THE FACEBOOK or THE TWITTERZ and check out Gill's hilare (and not entirely inaccurate) assessment of my style from last night:
While I clearly didn't put the appropriate amount of effort in my jig yesterday, here's what I wore and what The Bumby's therefore judged:
- Tom Ford Anouk Sunglasses (no longer available)
- Sky Top (no longer available, other styles available here)
- Seven for All Mankind The Skinny Second Skin Jegging
- Eddie Borgo Smile rose gold-plated cutout pyramid cuff
- Balenciaga Giant City in Outremer (past season color, alternate color here)
- Loeffler Randall Vivan Wedge
If you were getting ready to be sartorially JUDGED, what would you wear?
Image snapped by Sarah Conley of Style It Online, my OG OOTD photog.
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