For the Raccoon in All of Us: Limited Edition Crystal Vaseline Rosy Lips

Let me tell you something, guys, Vaseline really knows how to target market. Their target? Me. At least with the introduction of THIS, a limited-edition crystal Vaseline Lip Therapy Rosy Lips jar – the perfect little stocking stuffer for the lip and sparkle obsessives in your life.

Adorned with fine European crystals, these adorably portable bejeweled Vaseline jars add a little sparkle to the season - or, hey, the everyday. And in case Rosy Lips is new to you, it deeply moisturizes dry lips while imparting a sheer rosy tint.

The limited edition jars are available for $45 at New Beauty at Fred Segal, Santa Monica or by calling 310-394-8509 from November 1 to December 25, 2013. For the more thrifty or practical among us, Rosy Lips, the non-bedazzled and thereby slightly inferior version, can be snagged at drugstores for just $1.99.