How To: Relieve a Painful Sunburn

Guys. I'm dying right now. As per us, I acted a fool at the beach today and failed to apply sunscreen in a timely fashion (though I did come equipped, in all fairness.) As such, I'm currently suffering from a VERY painful sunburn on the back of my legs, which are (coincidentally) a lobster-esque shade of red and scalding hot to the touch. I often rely on Twitter for strong counsel on many important issues in my life, and sunburns are NO different. Here's a round up of the BEST sunburn-relief tips I've received to date:

My SPF Picks (above):

Have you ever had a horrifically bad sunburn? How did you recover? Leave me any additional tips in the Comments!