There are a lot of reasons that I'm glad I'm not a mother. Among them:
- My nipples are my own
- I enjoy uninterrupted sleep
- I still have the option to spend my disposable income on expensive shoes
- I never argue with anyone about whether or not they've eaten their vegetables
- MoBoleez Breastfeeding Hats
What's that you say? You're with me on #'s 1-4 but 5 is a mystery? Well, let me illuminate you:
While I'm pro-breastfeeding (what kind of Communist isn't?), the last thing I need is a company positioning irrational giant-sized baby hats as some kind of stylish breast shield. There's one word that I have for that and it begins with F and ends with AIL.
That said, if you think I'm a big hater and would like an enormous Breastfeeding Hat of your very own, visit www.moboleez.com.